My Banner Graphics Section
Hi Friends, At least I can count you as a friend until you have
read this section. These pages are my attempt to be funny.
In the interest of sharing, I encourage you to download any of these
banner graphics that give you a tickle. Just place your mouse over the
graphic and right click. You know the drill. The newest graphics will
be added to the end of the last page in this series.
If you want to use one of these on your website, go ahead. Enjoy.
If you want to use more than one, please e-mail me first. Basically I
would like a link back to this page if you want to use several of
the graphics on your website.
While the sayings are not original, the artwork is. I used a program
called Banner Maker Pro to
make my graphics.
I have a page of less-than-polite banners available for those that
aren't so easily offended.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Save Water!
It's not a bug, it's a feature. (Large)
It's not a bug, it's a feature. (Small)
Support organized crime. Pay your garbage bill today.
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
Global Warming – where we make the data fit the agenda.
The Al Gore Center For Global Warming. Where we make the data fit the agenda.
Danger – One Million Ohms
Just First Google It.
My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
Speed, Quality, Price. Pick any two.
All unattended children will be given a Mountain Dew and a free puppy.
This is a BFD.
Linux – 90's computing today.
Those who are so careful not to make a mistake, will not make much at all.
Money cures poverty
If they have to keep telling us how fair and balanced they are, maybe they really aren't.
I told you I was sick!
