Shit Happins
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
It's Like VD. If we don't have it, we know where to get it.
Our new credit manager is Ms. Helen Waite. If you want credit, please to to Helen Waite.
I have too many tats and not enough tits.
It begins with a tissue and a dream.
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don'e whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And please don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
Child abuse is everyone's responsibility.
If you can't do it, let the church help.
Golden years? Bullshit!
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
If something hast tits, tires or terabytes, sooner or later you'll have trouble with it.
